What the heck! Samwise is 20 months old this.
This is probably the safest place for him to consume some chocolate. But really, there is no safe place for this child to consume chocolate. No wait, we should avoid giving him chocolate altogether. It is as if he mainlined it or something. He becomes wild thing and makes mischief of one kind
So it is almost time for him to start driving and then off to college and there is nothing we can do about it.